Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Thanks everyone for the concern.

I gt hell lots of things to blog about. But No mood to post.

SPecial thanks to Sister,

Buy subway to my house. =D

And thank you taxi uncle for not claiming against me.

And Alvin, dont worry ah. =D

You motivated me last night man.

HAAS,

And I set a curfew time for myself. Back befiore 12am everyday.

Hopefully I can do it.

What a boring post...

OH WELL.

Monday, September 28, 2009

WHY I SO UNLUCKY?!

Fcuk My Life..

Monday, September 21, 2009

Due to the day wasted ytd on my bed, I woke up v early this morning.

Only to be seen using my computer.

And then I suddenly smelt something v strong coming from outside my room.

As I see my mother mopping the floor on the living room and slowly advancing into my room.

As she says very proudly.

Didi ah, this one is 'ka lat chiu'.

Ltr u sit on the chair dont step on the floor or ur feet will hurt.

Me: huh, whats 'ka lat chiu' ?!

Mother: H2SO4.

Me: What ?! Where did u buy H2So4 from ?

Den ltr I realise she is trying to tell me that it is 'Acidic'

AND I realise that she is stepping on the floor herself.

Ultra Cuteness.

~~~~~

End Of 1st Story =D



THeres another cute story I wanna share since a long time ago.

I got this student.

Who was dam it cute.

He have a big tummy but he looks good with it =D

And he basically tries to tells me everything that has happen in his life each time he sees me.

He will tell me who bully him in school,

Tell me that he is stupid BECAUSE he do not wanna do my homework.

Okay, wadever the case He will tell me all sorts of excuse just to avoid from those devilish homework that is awaiting him.

I remember the first time I see him, he likes to keep drinking water.

And I dunno how, but he will wet the whole table, making all my files, papers, books wet..

After he gets to know me for a while, he will change that supposedly 'only water allowed' rule to soft drinks..

Den he started to take off his shirt during my tuition to show me his cute tummy.

WHich sucessfully made me jealous.

After a while, he started asking his mother to buy bubble tea back for him.

Den from feeling wet, I feel sticky and wet.

AND den !

He started kneeling on the chair and leaning his entire weight on the table to do his work.

DEN HE STARTED EATING HONEY DURING MY CLASS !

And he sure reminds me of WINNIE THE POOH .

He puts ALOT ALOT of honey into a bowl, and starting scooping them with a BIG SPOON.

And just sending them into his mouth scoop by scoop and looking at me timidly hahaha.

And maybe he is young [ pri 3 ]

His aiming a bit fail, his hands fail to coordinates.

His hand, which is holding the spoon, does not direct the spoon smoothly into the mouth.

Instead it will hit the lips, chin or the side of his mouth.

Making the area around his whole mouth to be covered with honey !

Each time that happens, I would tell him the bee will fly from outside his window to sting him to eat the money on his mouth.

He would blatantly believe it and rush to the toilet to wash up and den come back with alot of question AND ANOTHER BOWL OF HONEY.

HAHAHAHA, I totally cannot stand him LOL.

I remember there was once when the lesson has ended, He would bring out his toys, a transformer figurine.

And tell me santa clause gave it to him last year

Hey, Santa Clause dont exist.!

His reponse will be, Really, really really got santa clause one, if not my toy come from where?

Me: Ur parents bought them and put it into ur room, there is no santa clause in this world okay !

Him: If u dont believe me, its okay, you wont get any presents.

And my students really do believe that santa clause exist.

After 1 min of arguing with him, I realise that I can use santa clause to trick him.

Me: Ya, if u dont do my homework, santa clause will ignore u this year.

Him: Okok I do, If I all correct den I will get better presents right ?

Me: YES !


HOLY, I AM SO SMART. HAHAHA

BYE ALL

Sunday, September 20, 2009

V - POWER FTW!!


I like the shirt =D



Gideon, ur face can man.

=D
BAH. I am so hungry.
My head hurts so bad.
Going back to sleep.
Do not disturb unless necessary.
haha, BYE ALL




Friday, September 18, 2009

wooot..

I OFFICIALLY QUIT SMOKING !!!

Isnt that fine, isnt that great ?

I dont see a need to smoke,

I dont feel an urge to smoke anymore.

The more I smoke, the more disgusting I feel.

WA, I think this is the second biggest accomplish I made this year.

THE FIRST!!!

WAAA, secret man.


And, btw I just lose SGD20k.



OH, if u miss that,



SEE PPROPERLY!!!!

SINGAPORE TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS !!!




and oh yes, keeping ppl in suspense is my forte.

THE more you ask, the more I dowan to say.

My heart ache like mad.

DAMIT ASS HOLE.

Its definitely worth but I dunno why am I so forgetful.

AND MR ONG!

You really do change my mind about foose ball.

And I find it v funny when u ask me where are you going to put it when ur house is so big !

In front of ur piano !!

Yes beside ur fishtank dude.

I'm getting better,

I dint know DAVID can make so many funny sounds like me until today.

Not bad.

Like brother like brother.

hahaha.

AND mw, my RVF IS COMING RIGHT UP NEXT!

Forget bout that god dam civic, I'll get better cars next time.

AND
THANKS FOR ALL THAT U GUYS HAVE DONE!!

REALLY APPRECIATE it, you guys know who you are.

NOW I FEEL I AM SO WONDERFUL !!!!

GOOD NIGHTS. !

DRINK SOMEMORE NOT ONLY UR LIVER SPOIL, UR KIDNEY WILL SPOIL, UR THROAT WILL SPOIL, UR EVERYWHERE SPOIL, BUT U DONT DIE.

AND to somebody,

Fyi,

ITS TALENTINE.! =DD


Monday, September 14, 2009



Totally random.


FInally, I'm blogging. No pictures, just words .

Its a long time since I posted pictures.

Will post Pics ASAP.

Anyway, I just realise liquor is poison .

Poison to our body, even a lil amount is considered poison.

THat spoils our internal organs, pollute ur blood, and slow ur brain reaction.

LIKEWISE FOR SMOKING.

Just that drinking is more disasterous, except for the cancer part.

Nyways, JOHOR CHICKEN RICE gotta race to two times more expensive den a 3 dollar chicken rice in SG.

DUE TO THE INTELLIGENT, fresh and tender CHICKEN MEAT breeding in malayssia now.

It was reported that the Malaysian chicken farming and processing company Kee Song Brothers Poultry Industry, based in Johor, is breeding a special type of chickens. Their chickens are fed corn-soya bean mix laced with Cordyceps sinesis, a type of expensive Chinese herb, live in air-conditioned comfort with Mozart music piped-in.

Even though their cordyceps-fed chickens are retailing at more than 3-times the price of normal chickens, they are enjoying strong sales as more Singaporeans are sold to the idea of such health food.



IS THAT CRAZY !?


Nexxt time we'll have PIGS who learns maths, sleep on king size bed, and stays in a luxurious hotel.


DUCKS who eats ginseng as breakfast, spaghetti for lunch, Beef steak with wine for dinne, and pudding as dessert.

Totally cool right.

DAM I GOTTA EAT ONE OF THOSE NEXT TIME.

Btw, clubs in boat quay is open till 9AM, not 6am.

CRAZY!

さよなら

Friday, September 11, 2009

Happy 23rd Bday To u JIE JIE !.

Though U might not be reading this.

but still. HAppy bday!

Stay pretty.

Stay cheerful =D

U have a special Bday like me. 911.

We're both terrorist ! hahaha

Saturday, September 5, 2009

After a few cups of drinks in BQ, I Finally went home. After reaching home, I went to 7-11 to buy coupon.

On the way back when turning into my house.

A VAN CAME OUT WHILE I WAS TURNING IN !!!

I knew it was going to bang, I was cornering !

Halfway through the corner I swear the VAN was like 1 centremetre away from me.

I change direction halfway through the corner, I went straight instead and was going over to the opposite direction. A car was coming straight at me, so, I change back to the correct lane.

Den, A car which was moving very fast was horning me from the back.

I Add oil, Add oil and add oil, Until finally I am a distance away from the car behind me.

Initially, I was scared.

I thought I was going to get bang.

After 5 seconds after that incident.

I got all so fed up.

BY that inconsiderate Van driver.

I stop my bike in the middle of the road, switch off my engine get off my bike and ask the dam fcuking uncle to get out of the van.

He die dowan get out, I open his door, switch off his engine.

He kept quiet.

First question : HOW MANY FCUKING RIDERS HAVE U KILLED ?

Uncle: I'm Sorry. I really never see.

Me: Sorry got use ah, u come down i drive ur van I bang u.

Me: I ride bike U drive van, u tell me u never see den can ah.

Me: shout at him non stop.

Car behind: Horn like faggot.

Walk behind, I pulled the driver out.

He nearly hoot me.

But think he no guts.

I ask him come judge. That ass ask me go police station.

I ask him go back.

Den he drive opposite pass us, He should have done that long ago, oso not alot car. -.-

Van Driver: Ah Di ah, wa kia eh lor pi li ka teng. Li ai kua wa eh kar mai. Ku char wa hua motor ma si hor taxi long.

Me: U dont say so much, you bang until me how. U can tahan everything anot.

Van Driver: Ah Di ah, Wa jin eh si bo kua tio li. Wa meng si bo kua tit tit kia. Wa kua tio li wa zam brake liao.

Me: U mai Ah Di left Ah Di right. Now u wan to bang until me, I never siam u think I bo tai ji ah. U fcuking cb.

Van Driver: Okay wa ka li kong pai sei, Wa chut lai tan jia nia.

Me: Li ai jia, wa bin jia ah. Li long tio wa, Wa eh Bei Bu Li QI AH ?

Van Driver: Okay, Ji zhun si bo tai ji, Wa mai wu simi tai ji. Wa ka li kong pai sei. [ very sorry ]

Me: AIya, U KNN LA, U drive, drive carefully la. Cannot see properly dont drive la, U go 'earn ur eat', I go sleep my sleep. U BETTER open ur eyes wider when driving.

WENT OFF~

After reaching home, I just realise he is my father fren......

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


My dad is going to confront me very very very very very soon.

Anyway he is at fault. I am just standing up for all drivers/riders on the road.

DRIVERS PLEASE OPEN UR EYES BIGGER.

IF U ARE DRUNK , DONT DRIVE.

IF U ARE TIRED, DONT DRIVE.

IF U ARE ANGRY, DONT DRIVE.

IF U ARE TALKING ON THE PHONE, DONT DRIVE.

EVEN if u are the world No 1 racer or wadever.

PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE.

I am not trying to bias.

BUT ALL RIDERS please ride carefully. IF ANY CAr is at fault, DONT hesitate to confront them.

THey are practically protected by a dam shell, we are protected by air. SWeeet.

SO,

FCUK THEIR ASS AND MAKE SURE U TEACH THEM A LESSON.

ALSO, RIDE CAREFULLY


BEFORE U PUT THE BLAME ON OTHERS.

I think I'm fcuking lucky.

Maybe the amulet everyone give me got use one haha.

I DONT WANNA KEEP TRYING MY LUCK.

I WANNA DRIVE A CAR AND BANG TAXI !!!!


Anyway, H Bday, CHEW ! =D
GoodNights

Friday, September 4, 2009

I'm so in love with pool that I have been playing pool almost every single day.
But all that bending down to shoot the ball is making my neck ache.

And I'm still v noob at it. One day I will win david hahs.

Anyway, Happy Bday to you .




I also happened to chance upon this sometime back.

REASONS WHY WE SHOULDNT POST OUR PICTURES ON BLOGGER

















































Scary ya ?


Well, I will refrain from posting pics of myself in case I became a panda or something else.