Sunday, August 30, 2009






































Tuesday, August 25, 2009

As always, I dont wanna go up liao la.

Think I haven been taking care of my hand. Now, INFECTION.

WHole hand. Dam it, v pain.

Giddy, I THRASH U.

And thanks, u ask me buy that god dam plaster look alike no use at all can !?

Now all infection. HOW !?

Wan kena thrash by me again anot !!!???

hmmm, tired.

And dad, U were rude just now.

NIGHTS.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Finally, I'm left with last paper. I'm alr in holiday mood now.

I'm so going to play through this holiday. And do a lot of things hehehe.

I am going to act secretive.

Hopefully, ESSR wont be that hard.

ANd and, all u guys tired of my rotting blog.

Asking when is this clown gonna update.

WHoever that is feeling bored has came to the right place =D

I saw some came across some commercials that I find it very creative and is outrageously FUNNY !!!!
















And the next one is not a commercial. Its a prank hahaha.





And One LAST super CUTE COMMERCIAL !!! MY FAVOURITE.

Save the best things for the last yea hahaha.

INTRODUCING........

THE BABY SKATERS !!

I WAN THEM ALL TO BE MY BABY !!!




SUPER CUTE RIGHHHHHT !!!

THEIR FACE LIKE CAN PINCH ONE HEHEHEHE.

I wan I wan all of them !!!!





AFTER FUNNY COMMERCIALS.

hERE are the jokes I have not posted for a long time mon my blog :

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!


~~~~~


A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. “You are engaged,” he said, give me your e-mail address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start.

The man replied, ” I don’t have a computer, neither an email” I’m sorry, said the HR manager, if you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 US in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60 US. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.

Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the U.S. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: ‘ I don’t have an email’.

The broker replied curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?”

The man thought for a while, and replied: “An office boy at Microsoft!”

~~~~~

Facts You Might Not Know !!

The truth about pigs:

We often think that pigs are lazy, dirty, and STUPID !

Now read this :

The only truth about pigs is that they weigh very fast !

A baby pig, or piglet, weighs about 1.5 kilograms at birth and will double its weight in just 7 days.

Weaning occurs at three months of age, but young pigs continue to live with their mothers. Two or more sows usually join together in an extended family.

'Pigs are very clean animals.' They keep their toilets far from their living or eating area. Even piglets only a few hours old will leave the nest to relieve themselves.

A baby pig, or piglet, weighs about 1.5 kilograms at birth and will double its weight in just 7 days.

Weaning occurs at three months of age, but young pigs continue to live with their mothers. Two or more sows usually join together in an extended family.

Pigs are very clean animals. They keep their toilets far from their living or eating area. Even piglets only a few hours old will leave the nest to relieve themselves.


Pigs are very intelligent and learn quickly. They pick up tricks faster than dogs. Pigs rank #4 in animal intelligence behind chimpanzees, dolphins and elephants. Piglets learn their names by two to three weeks of age and respond when called.


Pigs are much more tolerant of cold than heat. Pigs have no sweat glands, so they can't sweat. They roll around in the mud to cool their skin. The layer of dried mud protects their skin from the sun. If available, pigs, who are great swimmers, prefer water to mud.

Some pigs have straight and some have curly tails.


Pigs are very social animals. They form close bonds with each other and other species. Pigs enjoy close contact and will lie close together when resting. Pigs use their grunts to communicate with each other.


So, the next time u call anyone a pig. U are actually praising them =DD



Next are interesting facts about snails !


The largest land snail ever found was 15 inches long and weighed 2 pounds! [WAA BIGGER DEN ANACONDA!] =X

Snails' bodies produce a thick slime. Because of this slime, they can Crawl across the edge of a razor and not get hurt.

Some snails have been known to live up to 15 years.[very long meh]

Snails are hermaphrodites which means that they have both male and female reproductive organs. [LOL, mate with themself]

Snails usually travel in irregular paths, often traveling in a circle. [ Stupid or wad ]

Snails reply mainly on their sense of touch and smell when finding food because they have very poor eyesight. [Wear specs la!]

Snails cannot hear. [Oso nobody will talk to snails]

Snails can retract one or both of their tentacles at a time.[Action lor]

Because of the suction created by their slime, a snail can crawl upside down.[lizard, cockroach and ants oso can, v special meh]

Snails are nocturnal animals which means they are more active at night.[I'm a snail]

Garden Snails mainly eat garden plants and vegetables, but they will also eat decaying plants and soil. [No money buy food meh, I treat u dinner lo]

The fastest snails are the speckled garden snails which can move up to 55 yards per hour compared 23 inches per hour of most other land snails. [ IS KAN PUA SLOW CAN ]

Garden snails hibernate during the winter and live on their stored fat. [store fats in their house on the back]

Garden snails breathe with lungs. [I oso]

Garden snails evolved from sea snails about 600 million years ago. [wa, really not]

The garden snail is cooked and eaten as a delicacy called escargot [ YUCKS ]

May 24th is National Escargot Day [ I am definitely not getting myself involved ]

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Hooligans Post

First of all , this post is dedicated to all hooligans in Singapore.

Note, I used the word 'Hooligans' instead of gangster.

If u do not know the diffference.

Go check out the dictionary.

Theres a lot of gangsters/mafia in the world.

In Singapore?

Maybe not.

Like the post title suggest, I guess I need not elaborate further.

Its self explanatory.

Before u continue,

This 'MIGHT' be a long post, depending on how u look at it.

And I believe it will make absolute sense to everyone who reads it.

This is something I learn quite sometime ago.

However for wadever reasons I will not state and it doesnt matters,

NOW I will share it with everyone.

And 'HOPEFULLY' it would educate most of my 'target market segment'

Before I begin, there is something that needs to be explained

even it might not be scientifically proven, but hopefully u would understand the meaning within.


You have probably heard the idea that everything happens for a reason. It is a great example of what can be called "useful lies."

Everything happens for a reason? What nonsense! On the other hand, what a great idea! Whatever your religious or philosophical background, this is a belief that you can use, even if it isn't true.

There is no way to prove that everything happens for a reason. In fact, when you think about some of the truly terrible things that happen to people, it seems almost rude to even suggest it at times. But as a personal belief, it can do WONDERS for your outlook on life.

For example, suppose you lost your job. There must be a reason, so you start looking for one. Soon you find your "true purpose" in life, get a better job, and have more happiness. Without the belief that things happen for a reason, people sometimes are just devastated by such "bad luck," and do nothing to better their lives, right?

If u believe that wadever negative things that happens to you, on ur life, ur spouse BECAUSE OF BAD LUCK.

YOU WILL NEVER IMPROVE. !


Lying To Children (And Ourselves)

Notice that I put "true purpose" in quotation marks above. Why? Because this is another idea that may be nonsense, but is useful. It gives life more meaning, and so may lead to more happiness. It is like telling a child that he can be anything he wants to be. What nonsense!

This is easily proven false. I won't even give examples here, because you can think of many reasons why some people will never be able to do some things. On the other hand, the general idea can be very motivating. If a child is told instead that there are only some things she can do, she'll likely start ruling out many of the things she really might be able to do.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT


The belief can be false and still work,but even more interesting is the fact that it doesn't even have to be a belief. In other words, you may actually think that the idea "anything is possible" is nonsense, and yet still use it. Think of it as an "operating principle." Act as though anything is possible and you'll find more possibilities in life than if act on more skeptical principles.

I recently read a true story about Bill Harris, the founder of the Centerpointe Institute, one of the bigger online distributors of motivational CDs. When his company was young, he was sued for a million dollars. Although the lawsuit was frivolous, it was going to take a lot of money to defend his company - money he didn't have. Did this happen for some higher reason? I doubt it.

Harris, however, seems to believe that everything happens for a reason, or at least he acts as if this is true. As a result, his reaction was to sit down and list sixty possible benefits of being sued, starting with "I can learn about the legal system." He says that every one of the benefits on his list came true, and today the company is bigger and better than ever. That's the power of a good idea.

You can use good ideas like good tools. Pick them up and set them down (and pick up a better one) as necessary. You don't have to cling to them as some revealed "truth" to get the value. But if you really do believe that everything happens for a reason, and my concept of "useful lies" has shaken your faith, just assume that this has happened for some good reason.



These are what I call "useful lies." It isn't even about whether they are true or not (maybe it's actually true that everything happens for a reason). These kinds of beliefs are generally impossible to prove (hence the designation of "lies"), and often blatantly silly, but they organize one's thinking in a way that leads to more productive outcomes. If you believe that you were "meant" to be a writer, for example, you won't get discouraged from that writing career as easily as someone who just "gives it a try."


Let me state another example in layman terms that happen during our daily life,

Lets assume one fine afternoon, u are feeling very bored.

U happen to be lying on ur bed and staring at the ceiling.

And suddenly ur phone rings.

U saw a msg from ur bf/gf/best friend.

'HEY WAD U DOING'?

Reply: Doing nothing

Have u ever asked why ?!

First of all, u are doing something.

Lying on ur bed and staring at the ceiling is doing something.

EVEN when u are asleep u are doing something.

And obviously, u are sleeping.

That is why the word is created in the first place.

AND AGAIN, the reason is stated right from the start.

Why are u 'doing nothing' as u proclaim it to be though u are lying on ur bed and staring at the ceiling.

The reason is plainly because U ARE BORED !!!

Do u get it now ????


The next part of today's post I'm gonna touch on is THE SIX NEEDS OF HUMAN ! [ALL OF THEM ARE IMPORTANT AND CRUCIAL IN SHAPING A PERSON IN HIS LIFE] ITS PROVEN !!!

To summarise,



1.Certainty/Comfort.
We all want comfort. And much of this comfort comes from certainty. Of course there is no ABSOLUTE certainty, but we want certainty the car will start, the water will flow from the tap when we turn it on and the currency we use will hold its value. [Self Explanatory]


2.Variety.
At the same time we want certainty, we also crave variety. Paradoxically, there needs to be enough UNcertainty to provide spice and adventure in our lives. [Do u wanna go to school/work, go back home finish up ur assignments, go to sleep and repeat it the next day FOR LIFE???]


3.Significance.
Deep down, we all want to be important. We want our life to have meaning and significance. I can imagine no worse a death than to think my life didn't matter. [ AND THIS IS THE POINT I WANNA TOUCH ON TODAY, WILL ELABORATE FURTHER LATER]


4.Connection/Love.
It would be hard to argue against the need for love. We want to feel part of a community. We want to be cared for and cared about. [Self Explanatory]


5.Growth.
There could be some people who say they don't want to grow, but I think they're simply fearful of doing so—or perhaps NOT doing so. To become better, to improve our skills, to stretch and excel may be more evident in some than others, but it's there. [eg, do u feel good when u teach ur lil siblings something they do not know]



6.Contribution.
The desire to contribute something of value—to help others, to make the world a better place than we found it is in all of us. [eg, do u feel good when u give 10 dollars to a beggar without limbs]



Now that u know all the six 'NEEDS' [not wants] of a human,,

Do take sometime to process it.

I can finally go straight to the point

Question: WHY DO some people choose to be a hooligan den to live their lives to be a successful someone.?


ANSWER: SIGNIFICANCE/IMPORTANCE.

They wanna feel important, they wanna let people know that they exist,

They wanna feel significant 'RIGHT AWAY'

Remember 'RIGHT AWAY' is the key word here.

First and foremost, ask urself.

How will or how can someone make themself significant or important to others ?

Some of the examples:

Becoming a super famous and rich man,

Becoming a famous singer,

a famous dancer/ beat boxer, artist, lawyer, doctor, entrupreuner, and so on.....

Again, look again at all the examples I have just listed.

All of them TAKES TIME TO fulfill.

And some people wants it right away.

They want it to be significant at a younger age and sacrifice/ruin their future for it.

Lets say someone takes a GUN and point it at ur head.

IMMeDIateLY, THAT someone becomes significant in ur life.

AM I right ?

Obviously, YES.

Its a gun he is holding, its ur head he is pointing the gun at,

SO, does that explains why do some people wants to be a hooligans instead of creating, shaping their future into something brighht, something of value, something their family would be proud of .

In conclusion,

this choice is made by the stupidest person in the world.

If anyone who can understand my point will agree with me.

I GUESS I DO NOT HAVE TO ELABORATE FURTHER.

Up till this point if u still do not understand I do not know what to say.

But to tell u, U have wasted 15 min of ur life reading this dumbass useless post. =D


And after spending one hour of my time typing this, I really hope readers of this post will understand.

And hopefull it does benefit u in someway or another.

TATA SIS AND BROS.

All comments would be entertained,

good or bad =D

Monday, August 10, 2009

I'm SUper angry with blogspot. I wan to delete this blog alr.

So many days alr i still cant post pictures.

anyway had fun ytd at gid house food party. LOL.

CHef on board !!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Why cant I post pictures.

I got something super nice to share with all of u !!!

Gaaa, post tmr or wad when this stupid blogger decides to let me post.

I'm gonna change my blogskin soon.

I'm off to prawning =D