Thursday, July 31, 2008

A day of distress

Completed my last presentation on business communication skills [ ICA3]
Feel so fcuking relieve now, and went to read up some jokes on zinc forum and find it really interesting. Maybe should share it with u guys


Made in Japan



A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom....Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .Driver: yah....After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in MalaysiaDriver: yah....yah...After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....madein Japan! Proton...no good...made in MalaysiaDriver: yah...yah...yah....!Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.Jap: How much?Driver: RM150/-Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! !Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan!----------------------------------------------------------------------






Husband StoreA store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where awoman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the storeoperates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as theshopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you maychoose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up afloor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, awoman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and areextremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgood looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof thatwomen are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exitthe building, and have a nice day!--------------------------------------------------------------------------






A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, theboy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer tothe boy's position.He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and,placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives thedoorbell a solid ring.Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently andasks, "And now what, my little man?"To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

13 Stress RelieverStress Reliever


#1Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problemcan there be greater than this one?"__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever


# 2Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever


# 3Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever


# 4Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time ofthe night?"Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever



# 5Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever


# 6A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever


# 7Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before youmarried her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever



# 8Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever



# 9A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after ***?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever




# 10Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man yo u aresleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever




# 11Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever



# 12A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty faceor my ***y body?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense ofhumour.__________________________________________________ ___________Stress Reliever



# 13Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Areyou having your meals three times a day as I have advised?Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.




Credits not to me, but zinc forum buddies. HAVE A NICE DAY ^_^

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Blog Revived

You know an angel flew past me that day, she left me a message, although unclear but i still manage to figure it after thinking over it for the past few days. Well guess what is the message ?
SHE TOLD ME TO REVIVED MY BLOG. Well i know thats kinda lame, however i seriously have nothing better to do and wanted to write something here. Haha, actually theres something going on with my life, however i feel that its not time to type out every single thing here yet. Anyway went to gym with my bunch of bros just now, had fun ^_^
And that stupid kelvin forgot to bring shoe. Still must lend him, look at how troublesome he is. I hope he is reading this LOL.!

And i have to go have my dinner and continue with my project now. CIAOZ GUYS

Stress up !